I have been into weapons and "tactical accessories" for as long as I can remember. Being that I live in New Jersey, it is very hard, and expensive to obtain weapons (It is often times very illegal as well). So, in my mid teens I devoted my attention towards paintball, and other fun combat games, all the while maintaining my appreciation for guns and other weapons.

Zombie movies and other stories have always held a special place for me. The question of "what if" seems to weasel its way into almost every conversation I have with my friends, so I figured, "why not make a web site about it?", a place where I can share my knowledge, stories, and ideas with other people who share my interest.

I'm the resident Archivist for the Zombie Crisis staff. I have personally gone through almost all of the research material this website is based on. If it has anything to do with our common undead enemy then I'm interested. My enthusiasm for the zombie culture started off with the original Dawn of the Dead but it did not become a full-blown obsession until this last few years when the threat started to become a very real scenario. When I am not plotting death's demise I can be found at the local YMCA giving lessons to today's youth on how to fend off the horde. I don't know about you but my future leader of tomorrow should know the quickest way to a man's brain is with a pick ax. I just love giving back to the kids and I can't really think of any greater role model.

As one of the content writers here at Zombie Crisis it is my job to deliver you readers 100% effective undead survival stratagem. You may have read material on this topic from a source not affiliated with Zombie Crisis. Things like "what to do if this ever happens" or "probably the best way to fight off a zombie but we don't know because we've never actually had to fight off a zombie." I personally feel that is downright irresponsible to share information that may or may not be actually feasible. That my friends is why I put myself in genuine survival situations, right smack in the middle of an outbreak. I parachute in by helicopter, just me, my BMF, and a Camelback full of Bawls (breakfast of champions). Everything I write for the web site is tested and proven to be successful or otherwise written for you by a master of undead survival tactics. Only at Zombie Crisis will you be truely enlightened.

I only became aware of the inevitable undead invasion when I met the rest of the Zombie Crisis crew a few years back. Thanks to them i was rescued from the pit of delusional safety that would have otherwise led to my ultimate downfall. Ever since i stopped denying the obvious truth it has been my goal to save the world from its impending doom. Alone there is little one can do to proclaim such a profound message to the inhabitants of this ill-fated Earth. But do not fear, there is hope. With the combined intellect of this crew we brought forth this messiah of web pages. This web site will be the divine counselor to all people of this world and when the time comes will lead us to triumph over the undead plague.

Are you going to live through the zombie invasion? Because I am. And I'm going to need some zombie ba... Buddies... when this is all over. Am I cocky? Am I rugged and manly? Is my beard as razor sharp and deadly as it appears? Definitely. How did I get that way? Don't ask so many questions or I'll leave you for the horde!

I learned extreme tactics during my mission with the Black Ops in Central America. I was dumped off in a remote location of the jungle with only my prowess and a dull machete, which I sharpened, with my beard. Using my skills in close combat and survival I fought through hordes of cannibalistic pygmies fixed upon extracting my heart and shrugged off a horribly irritating case of malaria.

I would tell you more, but then I would have to kill you. Slowly... and painfully.